[News] Obama's Greening of Plutonium
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Obama's Greening of Plutonium
by Susie Day
(PU) The White House moved today to protect Americans from nuclear
accidents and attack by buying up rights to alarming facts pertaining
to those subjects. Speaking to an enthusiastic audience of the
unemployed, President Obama announced that, in the wake of
<http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/17/business/energy-environment/17nukes.html>federal
approval of $8.3 billion in loan guarantees to build two new nuclear
reactors, the U.S. government will begin to secure
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/26/science-shackles-intellectual-property>patents
on the dire warnings of global catastrophe that have long plagued the
nuclear industry.
Mr. Obama said that these gloomy, "anti-nuke" predictions --
radiation poisoning; mass outbreaks of cancer; permanent genetic
damage; the capacity of fuel from even one reactor to make a bomb
more devastating than all the explosives in World War II; the
extinction of life on this planet, etc., etc. -- can now be legally
managed by the Department of Energy, as a form of intellectual
property for which nuclear naysayers would have to pay hefty copyright fees.
"For years, scientists and doctors have been blah-blaming about
medical dangers and meltdowns," stated the President. "They claim
that nuclear byproducts, released into the air and groundwater, cause
cancer. That might have been true back in the '80s, when
<http://www.helencaldicott.com/>Helen Caldicott was young and public
condemnation of nuclear power was at its height. But recent
Democratic National Committee polls have shown that it is these
horrifying nuclear statistics themselves that pose the real danger."
Citing recent DNC studies indicating that higher profits create
greater safety, the President continued: "Did you know, for instance,
that just hearing someone say,
'Cesium-137-in-the-air-or-groundwater-remains-active-for-600-years-and-locates-in-muscle-fiber-producing-sarcoma'
can give you cancer? Now, with our intellectual property laws, we
can legally minimize these health risks, while curbing carbon
emissions with nuclear energy."
Although the administration's renewed push for nuclear power is
intended to increase employment and the supply of "clean" energy, it
remains an open secret that Mr. Obama is also using this "nuclear
renaissance" to court broader Republican support.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, Secretary of Energy Steven Chu
explained, "Our strategy is simple. We steer the public away from
negative facts like how fossil fuel is essential to every stage of
the nuclear energy cycle, and how we still haven't figured out how to
safely store growing tons of radioactive waste. Instead, we focus on
upbeat messages like how totally great it is that the word green
rhymes with clean."
While admitting that the two words do rhyme, most Republicans remain
unmoved by the administration's efforts. "I still think Obama's a
socialist," said Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma. "If he was really
serious about clean energy, he'd send
<http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0415-23.htm>Helen
<http://calitreview.com/19>Caldicott and all those other
solar-powered terrorists to Gitmo."
Despite a cool Republican reception, the Obama administration's
efforts to buy the rights to negative information about nuclear power
may actually pay off in the next election. Many American voters,
already lacking jobs, homes, and healthcare, say they would welcome
"big government" interference, if it were to stop them from thinking
about other, more horrific things, especially nuclear things, which
they hardly ever think about anyway.
"Sometimes I catch myself almost worrying about strontium-90 in my
milk, or a terrorist attack on a reactor," admitted out-of-work
barber Troy Burns of Troy, NY. "Then I remember that I'd have to pay
royalty fees if I complained out loud about all that, so I stop. Not
that I'm totally off science. Like, don't you think it's cool, how
they figured out King Tut died of malaria?"
Actually, under the new patenting guidelines, Troy Burns would be
charged only a minimal fee for disseminating negative information
that is already well documented. He would, however, incur a much
heavier fee for describing appalling nuclear disasters that have not
yet come to pass. Legally, therefore, Mr. Burns would be permitted
to describe deposits of
<http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/energy/2004-01-02-babyteeth_x.htm>strontium-90
in baby teeth for about the price of a large order McDonald's freedom
fries. Conversely, it would cost him approximately two new cooling
towers if he were to publicly decry
<http://money.cnn.com/2009/11/12/news/economy/nuclear_security/index.htm?postversion=2009111209>the
possibility of some terrorist flying a plane into New York's Indian
Point nuclear plant.
Predictably, the issue of patents on harrowing nuclear data has
attracted its share of shrill First Amendment detractors. "It's my
right as an American to talk about
<http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/sagan_nuclear_winter.html>nuclear
winter," asserted Muffy Wentworth, Sierra Club member and author of
the book Nuclear Winter: Sure Way to Beat Global Warming!
"Besides, there's no need to pay royalties on dread nuclear
factoids," added Ms. Wentworth. "As long as we have a first strike
policy, I feel Americans are justified in going into deep
psychological denial about all kinds of horrible things, including
nuclear bombs detonating, ensuing global firestorms with gale-force
winds, followed by interminable years of darkness and drastic
cold. Personally, if I'm feeling a little rage or grief, I just turn
on TV and watch the Violence Channel."
The concept of nuclear winter, like similarly inconceivable nuclear
calamities, is also discounted by a growing body of market-driven
data suggesting that, if it hasn't happened yet, it's never going to happen.
President Obama would be the first to agree.
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Susie Day is Assistant Editor of <http://monthlyreview.org/>Monthly Review.
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