[News] President Mao-Bama's Little Red Primer
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Dear friends -
Sometimes, it's good to try to go back to the basics. - sd
PRESIDENT MAO-BAMAS LITTLE RED PRIMER
Lesson One
See the U.S. President. See the U.S.
President give billions of tax dollars to help
failing investment firms. See the U.S. President
decide that terrorism suspects can be held
without trial in prolonged detention. See the
U.S. President oppose gay marriage and expand the war in Afghanistan.
The U.S. President is black. Yet his
policies are in line with those of our previous
presidents, who were all white. Why is the black
U.S. President carrying out these policies?
The black U.S. President is carrying out
these policies to prove that he is not a socialist.
Uh-oh! See the rightwing pundits and
congress members! See them rebuke and scorn the
black U.S. President! They are sick of Big
Government. Hear them accuse the black U.S.
President of mind control. Hear them warn America
that the black U.S. President will indoctrinate
our children with Marxism and take away our freedom. Hear them call him a liar.
Why are these people rebuking the black
U.S. President? Is it because the new President
is carrying out the policies of presidents before
him? Is it because the government has grown
bigger under the new President? Or is it because
they are no longer allowed to call him a shiftless, no-good N-word?
No. It is because the black U.S. President is a socialist.
Confused?
That is because you are not a political
scientist. Political scientists know that
sometimes politics is like the world of fashion.
Sometimes, it takes a political scientist
to see that socialism is the new Black.
Lesson 2
See 400 years of U.S. history. See African
Americans in U.S. history. See them since 1607
behave in a radical socialist fashion.
See African Americans challenge the means
of production by escaping from plantations in a
socialist fashion. See them attempt to overthrow
the economic class system by getting their heads
busted open by state troopers in a socialist
fashion. See them weaken the profit motive by
popularizing spirituals, jazz, blues, and folk
music in a socialist fashion. Some African
Americans have even used shame-based communist
rhetoric to obtain equal rights.
Now see European Americans in U.S. history.
See them regard the 400-year legacy of
African-American socialism with deep pain. See
European Americans cringe at this long history of
great wrongs. Oh, the socialism! The horrible,
horrible socialism which they were powerless to
stop! Will there never be an end to Euro-American suffering?
Maybe. See the African-American President
offer everyone Hope. Hope for Change! The
President is determined to make everyone happy.
He is trying hard to see both sides of any issue! He
Oops. See the African-American President
make a mistake. See him criticize the arrest of a
fellow African American for trying to enter his
own home. Hear the President say the arresting officer acted stupidly.
Whee-boom! That is the falling-down sound
of white Americas approval rating for the new
President. The President has failed. He just
cannot overcome his natural inclination to behave in a socialist fashion.
Lets face it: Although he supports all
forms of capitalism, the President is really a
communist dictator. He is a regular Mao-bama. See
him bang his shoe on the White House podium. Hear
him threaten to bury us with healthcare death
panels. He wants to create two, three, many Free
Trade Zones. He wants a thousand iPods to bloom.
The President holds great power. He has
come a long way in his life. Yet there are things
about U.S. history that he does not understand.
The President does not understand that, no matter
how powerful he is, or how far he has come, he
still cant mouth off to a white cop.
Can somebody please go get the President a beer?
Lesson Three
See the angry Middle Americans. See them
march on Washington. They are marching against
Big Government. Are they protesting the
Presidents recent Big Government support for the
nuclear power industry? No, they are protesting the Presidents socialism.
Hear them sing God Bless America. See
them carry signs that call the President a
parasite in chief. See them wave Confederate
flags. Silly us we didnt know that Confederate
flags meant GO-BACK-TO-AFRICA-BIG-GOVERNMENT.
Now see the U.S. Left. The U.S. Left
actually wants socialism! The U.S. Left is made
up of many factions, each of which wants a
different kind of socialism. But all U.S. Left
factions are united in their disagreement with
the Presidents policies. They are also united in not marching on Washington.
See the U.S. Left quietly watching the U.S.
Right on the march. See it watch the U.S. Right
usurp the Lefts own protest tactics to overthrow
a socialist president who staunchly supports
capitalism so that the U.S. Right can regain
power and implement the same policies as those of
the previous president whose policies closely
resembled those of the current socialist President except that he is black.
Arent you glad we live in a post-racial society?
Beers for everyone, bartender!
© Susie Day, 2009
Obama and prolonged detention:
<http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/23/us/politics/23detain.html>http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/23/us/politics/23detain.html
Obama and gay marriage:
<http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/11/obama-on-mtv-i.html>http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/11/obama-on-mtv-i.html
Obama and Afghanistan:
<http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/09/01/us/politics/AP-US-US-Afghanistan.html?scp=10&sq=afghanistan%20mcchrystal&st=cse>http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/09/01/us/politics/AP-US-US-Afghanistan.html?scp=10&sq=afghanistan%20mcchrystal&st=cse
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/17/obama.troops/index.html
<http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/09/obama-not-ruling-out-more_n_254907.html>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/09/obama-not-ruling-out-more_n_254907.html
1607: Slavery in the United States started with
the first English colonization of North America in Virginia in 1607:
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Brion_Davis>David
Brion Davis, Inhuman Bondage: The Rise and Fall
of Slavery in the New World. Oxford University Press. 2006. p. 124.
Obamas acted stupidly remark:
<http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=8148986&page=1>http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=8148986&page=1
Obamas white approval rating:
<http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-dc-obama-polls,0,2653998.story>http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-dc-obama-polls,0,2653998.story
Obama and nuclear power:
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/jul/08/nuclear-power-obama-us>http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/jul/08/nuclear-power-obama-us
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