[News] Gaza Phone Tag
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January 5, 2009
Hello, This is the IDF...
Gaza Phone Tag
By MUHAMMAD ALI KHALIDI
hundreds of thousands of Gazans have received
warnings in the form of telephone messages or
fliers that their buildings are Israeli targets
-- New York Times, 1 January 2009
Israeli soldier: Hello, Abdul, this is the Israel Defense Forces speaking
Palestinian civilian: My name isnt Abdul, I think you have the wrong number.
I: As I said this is the IDF, we never have wrong information.
P: So how can I help you?
I: Im just calling to warn you to evacuate your
place because of an imminent airstrike on a Hamas target in your building.
P: But theres no Hamas in my building.
I: Not even on your street?
P: No, there was a Hamas member of parliament on
the next street but you
<http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-12/29/content_10572514.htm>put
him in jail.
I: Must be old information, anyway, theres going
to be an airstrike so you better go.
P: Can you tell me where youd like me to go to?
I: Its not my business, check into a hotel, stay
with relatives on the beach, take a vacation in Cyprus, just go.
P: Ive been
<http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/30/gaza.profile/>unemployed
for a year because of your siege so I cant
afford a hotel right now. My relatives just got
bombed on the beach, in the
<http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-12/29/content_10572514.htm>Shati
refugee camp. And I
<http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/01/04/world/AP-ML-Palestinians-Civilians-Exposed.html?scp=1&sq=gaza+blockade&st=nyt>cant
get out of Gaza because no one can leave.
I: Dont blame me, Im just warning you.
P: So, if there were a Hamas guy in my building,
what would prevent me from going to warn him so he could escape the airstrike?
I: Hmm
we hadnt thought of that. Ill make a
note of it for my commanding officer.
P: Are you going to call everyone else in the
building, or should I spread the word myself?
I: Do us a favor and tell the women and
children. Were mostly concerned not to harm children.
P: You mean, like
<http://www.btselem.org/English/Statistics/Casualties.asp>the
634 Palestinian minors killed by Israeli security
personnel in Gaza since September 2000?
I: Maybe they werent civilians--were only concerned with civilian children.
P: As opposed to the terroristic children who attack you?
I: Hey, dont make fun of the IDF, were a very
sensitive army, we dont take criticism well.
P: Sorry, its just that you havent been too
concerned with childrens lives throughout this
last ceasefireyou
<http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B04E3DF1F39F930A35751C1A96E9C8B63&scp=10&sq=gaza+medical&st=nyt>killed
two teenagers on December 2. I guess they were
just collateral damage from a targeted assassination.
I: Hey, its tough to be surgical, but we do our
best. We dont do what we call Arab work. No offense.
P: While youre being so helpful, can you tell me
when you might
<http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gW5lBHkM5wezBw9wHrzxwoFL9OaA>turn
the power back on in Gaza?
I: I have no information on that.
P: Any idea when we can get fuel for our
cars? Or
<http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gW5lBHkM5wezBw9wHrzxwoFL9OaA>medical
supplies? Or
<http://domino.un.org/unispal.nsf/47d4e277b48d9d3685256ddc00612265/3e3505fd18cfb035852575220052c893%21OpenDocument>food
and water?
I: Listen,
<http://english.aljazeera.net/news/europe/2009/01/20091115532645312.html>theres
no humanitarian crisis in Gaza, dont believe the
Hamas propaganda. Anyway, Im only obeying
orders, if it werent for me you would have been dead soon.
P: I still might be.
I: Yeah, but you cant say I didnt warn you.
P: I have to go now, I hear an F-16 overhead.
I: Right on schedule! And remember to stay away
from mosques, theyre usually stuffed full of
<http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2009/01/200913163438386439.html>explosives.
P: (Hangs up)
Muhammad Ali Khalidi is Associate Professor of
Philosophy at York University in Toronto. He can
be reached at: <mailto:khalidi at yorku.ca>khalidi at yorku.ca
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