[News] Joke

[claude]

President Bush, George the Younger, goes to bed one night and George
Washington appears by his bedside and Bush asks Washington what can he,
Bush, do for his country to be better for the people and Washington says
"Read the Constitution".

Bush goes to bed the second night and Thomas Jefferson appears by his
bedside and Bush asks Jefferson what can
he, Bush, do for the country and his people and Jefferson says "Read the
Declaration of Independence".

Bush goes to bed the third night and Abraham Lincoln
appears by his bedside and Bush asks Lincoln what can he, Bush, do for
the country and his people and Lincoln says
"Go see a play".

The Freedom Archives
522 Valencia Street
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 863-9977
www.freedomarchives.org 
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://freedomarchives.org/pipermail/news_freedomarchives.org/attachments/20031224/199ad5f4/attachment.htm>